Hey, we think it's pretty cool when we're happy, and making you happy does that for us. So if you're not then we're not and we think that's decidedly uncool. So if all that makes you happy is returning your item, it'll make us happy to oblige, and we'll think it's all good then. We think 30 days is more than enough time to pull that return trigger, don't you? And we would further appreciate it if all items are unwashed and unworn.
To get things going, send a note to: firstname.lastname@example.org.